個電腦又扭計，寫封信同佢講清講楚。

My Dear Goddamn Computer,

Can you be good this time? You've fucked me up enough and I think I've been very loyal to you. At least I did not bring someone else home in front of you. I have made a committment to you, but your occasional misbehaviour is getting intolerable. If you want to fade away in my life, do so after August, not now.

Yours Pathetic User,
NICH